April 2012
Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
Apr 28th
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Physically a virgin, mentally a whore.
Apr 28th
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In class pretending like I give a shit.
thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Apr 26th
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Apr 4th
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Watching a Disney movie when you get older... →
wowfunniestposts: And you finally get the sexual references: this blog is epic
Apr 4th
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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're...
Apr 4th
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Apr 2nd
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Today I went to Subway.
iwillkeepthatpromise: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
Apr 2nd
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