June 2012
(seeing Magic Mike in theaters)
me: omg Alex Pettyfer's buttcheeks!
middle age woman: oooh Matthew McConaughey!
middle age man more than likely dragged to the movie by his wife: wow that's a really nice beach.
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
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